The Healthy Bowl
1 Large Green Bell Pepper
1 Small Onion
2 Dragon Fruits
1 Red Chili
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Spicy Chili Soup
2 Pieces of Baguette
3 Large Tomatoes
1 / 2 Cup of Mixed Herbs
1 Red Chili
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Classic Bolognese
250g Spaghettis
500g of Mixed Minced Beef
3 Large Tomatoes
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Cottage Cheese & Chives
15g Chives
100g Cottage Cheese
1 Bun
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Colorful Salad
250g Mixed Salad
50g Nuts
100g Beetroot
Your Favorite Dressing
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It's Just Cornflakes
150ml Milk
50g Cornflakes
That's it!
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Tasty Muesli
150ml Milk
50g Granola
50g Blueberries
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Tasty Muesli
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50g Granola
50g Blueberries
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Tasty Muesli
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50g Blueberries
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The Finest Seafood in Portmagee

lunch menu

SERVED 12 noon until 5pM

BELOW IS A SELECTION OF ITEMS

LIGHT Bites

Goats cheese ciabatta (9)
Grilled Ardsallagh Goats cheese ciabatta roast peppers rocket soya & sesame dressing
... €9.00

SALADS

Super Salad (9)
Super Salad Beets, Roast Peppers, Quinoa, Leaves, Soya & Sesame Dressing Served with Ardsallagh Goats Cheese
... €11.00

MEAT

Monk’s lamb (11)
Lamb Stew Peal Barely Dulse And Seasonal Roots From The Monks Garden. A Staple Of The Monks Of Skellig Island
... €12.95

PASTA

Seafood Tagliatelle
Seafood & Tagliatelle Pasta Peppers Tomato & Parmesan
... €17.95

SEAFOOD

Smugglers FISH N’CHIPS
Battered Fish Chips Lemon Tartar and Salad Garnish
... €14.95

BREAD

Avocado Melt Ciabatta
Mature Chedder Roast Peppers
& Tomato Chutney.
... €7.50

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WE TAKE BOOKINGS FOR GROUPS BETWEEN 8 - 10 PEOPLE,
OTHERWISE JUST POP IN!

breakfast menu

Start your day the right way

served 8.30am to 11.30am

below is a SELECTION OF ITEMS

The Farm-Yard

The Farm-Yard
Poached Eggs on Toast Sour Dough Bread with Bacon / Smoked Salmon / Grilled Tomato / Black Pudding

The Platter

The Platter
Greek Style Yogurt, Fruit Salad, Granola, Croissant Ham & Cheese, Boiled Egg & Water or Orange Juice

PORRIDGE

Porridge
Porridge of Granola
/ Fruit & Honey

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WE TAKE BOOKINGS FOR GROUPS BETWEEN 8 - 10 PEOPLE,
OTHERWISE JUST POP IN!

This cafe has come closer to delivering my white whale of a perfect Caesar salad than any other…until it didn’t. I ordered JUST the Caesar. What I received was the Caesar with chicken and bacon. While my dog thoroughly enjoyed the unexpected treat, I did not. I hate when something destined for greatness gets derailed into mediocrity. I also hate picking shards of meat out of my meal.That being said, the staff was lovely and all the food - except for the poor dead chicken and pig - was spectacular!

M L

18:31 08 Jul 22

The sandwiches were amazing.Had Avocado melt.

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19:25 18 Apr 22

Really nice food. Decent prices. Definitely visit here again.

Richard Corbet

18:40 14 Apr 22

Its my local. I love summer season when it's open... it's a beautiful setting right by the sea with boats and seals and cheeky seagulls. The food is amazing. Today I had a moca with chocolate sprinkled on top and a Carmel slice ousing goodness! The service is excellent, friendly, and warm

Stacy Mitchell

18:21 20 Aug 21

Awesome chowder and homemade chips dips. Waiter are cool. Make a reservation because there are a lot of people

JG Djidjay

17:09 16 Aug 21

What a find! Lovely location, stunning food, great coffee. Delighted to have found this place on a recent trip. Had one of the nicest ciabattas I’ve ever had here. Advise anyone passing by to eat here. Amazed.

Alan Mooney

13:18 25 Jul 21

Yummy food, well priced, served nicely. Wonderful service, great place to take a break before or after skellig Michael visit or if you are doing the skellig ring.

Anirban Dutta

10:18 11 Jul 21

One of the best Cafe I must say. They have everything, most scenic location, best coffee & mouth watering Pastries 😘😍. We were looking for a place to sit & relax but we got more than that. Thanks to their lovely & friendly staff.

Abhijeet khopade

22:04 10 Jul 21

Great place Great food lovely staff

sjs 18

13:33 14 Jun 21

Wonderful fresh seafood specials & decent kids choices. Tables well distanced with screens & a lovely outdoor seating area with views over to Valentia. Just realised no one took our details for contact tracing, must remember to ask next time!

Cli

19:26 24 Aug 20

Enjoyed a gorgeous lunch here - recommend both the superfood salad and the fish and chips. Homemade bread delicious and service was excellent. We will be back!

Phil Byrne

23:12 09 Aug 20

What a little 💎 GEM!!Had to wait 20 minutes for a table (didn't mind) and was called when ready ..... it was 110% worth the wait !Had prawn special, tastiest meal I during my stay in Kerry. Amazing deserts too ! Had a raspberry cheesecake 🥰 from start to finish ...... SPECTACULAR!!

Sarah Louise

18:50 31 Jul 20

Absolutely delicious, lovely setting and great staff. The cannot be outshone by anything else, it is beautiful.

Sean O'Laoghaire

20:36 03 Jan 20

Lot of memories of this lovely cafe by the west. Visited it first time in July 2018 while driving through the wild Atlantic and today while going for a run to Bray head. Had some amazing cappuccino at the cafe and some dart.

Parag Deshpande

21:17 29 Dec 19

Great spot to stop in while driving the ring of Kerry. The food was excellent. My wife and I both really enjoyed their soup.

Kenneth Gillpatrick

13:18 23 Nov 19

Excellent cafe/restaurant. We only stopped for coffee and cake but other customers were having meals and seemed very happy. We were pleased with what we had at a reasonable price. Totally recommend.

Phil Lowndes

18:31 30 Oct 19

Excellent lunch. Caesar salad and vegetable soup. Yum. Definitely stop here if nearby.

Scotty Mores

14:36 17 Sep 19

Lovely small place with the possibility to sit outside. I had a Ciabatta with goat cheese and a Cappuccino, both very delicious!

Sebastian Adam

16:39 11 Sep 19

Everything here was excellent. Our food, the coffees, the desserts. We regretted not eating all our meals here. None of the other restaurants are worth taking a chance on 🤢

Giuli Sandonato

21:03 09 Sep 19

Superb food and service, great location. Can't sing the praises of the Smugglers Cafe highly enough.

Thomas Heavey

23:49 19 Aug 19

We had a great dinner at Smuggler's Cafe! The dishes were excellent and the people serving in the restaurant kept on smiling and being nice at us! I would definitely recommend!

Margaux Lucas

08:22 17 Aug 19

We had a great dinner at Smuggler's Cafe! The dishes were excellent and the people serving in the restaurant kept on smiling and being nice at us! I would definitely recommend!

Margaux Lucas

08:22 17 Aug 19

Seriously fantastic food. Vegetable soup was amazing. Understandably crowded place.

Peter Dubiel

17:54 15 Aug 19

Amazing Seafood. Best Seafood chowder & Fish & Chips I’ve ever had. We will definitely return, very welcoming and attentive staff

Eileen O’Driscoll

16:41 29 Jul 19

Quality food, great menu. Service was nice and friendly. Throughly recommended

P Smith

13:21 18 Jul 19

Delicious food, great staff and a nice view. Would definitely recommend if you're just coming off the boats from the skelligs to get some hot coffee to revive you😂

Tara Mitchell

10:56 18 Jul 19

The food: absolutely amazing! If you step in for a coffee, order the salted caramel latte! It's my favourite from now on!

kevin uittenbosch

21:33 14 Jul 19

The food: absolutely amazing! If you step in for a coffee, order the salted caramel latte! It's my favourite from now on!

kevin uittenbosch

21:33 14 Jul 19

Such delicious food! The Chicken melt was good, the Super Salad was excellent, but the Seafood Chowder was absolutely delicious. This was probably the best Seafood Chowder we had during our entire road trip in Ireland (and we tried many). It is overflowing with chunks of fresh fish and seafood, and the flavour is incredible. Try to get a table at the back of the restaurant for an outstanding view of the harbour.

Jereme Wall

17:44 25 Jun 19

Delightful cafe close to the bridge to the island at Port Magee. We luckily stopped for lunch on or way around the Ring and had a nurse seafood meal with excellent coffee and tea. We were entertained by two young Westies in the yard outside our window, and later bought a little bag with Westies to remind us of our visit. I am very disappointed that my photo of the fishermen's chandelier did not come out well.

John Wainwright

17:51 29 May 19

Delicious chowder, lovely atmosphere and attentive staff.

Damian Coughlan

10:06 14 May 19

Excellent! We had a wonderful salad, great cowder and yes the fish and chips were great also. The raisin scone with jam was a great way to end the meal. The service was excellent.

Michael Dougherty

19:08 08 May 19

Great food. Great atmosphere. Amazingly helpful.

jeromy bowman

10:49 28 Apr 19

10 /10 will be back when I come back to ireland... Lovely place... Amazing food.. great staff super friendly... The FISH & CHIPS are a NEED in your life..

Jason H

20:42 12 Apr 19

Amazing food in a great location! Wasn’t planning on stopping but we happened to pop by and it was the best mistake we’ve ever made. We both got the fish and chips and it was the best fish I’ve ever tasted in my life and that’s coming from someone who HATES fish. I couldn’t give this place any more kudos. If you come to Ireland and don’t stop for a bite it’ll be the worst mistake of your life. If you enjoy amazing hospitality and equally as amazing food then you need to come here!

Brittany Inendino

19:35 07 Apr 19

Great food and staff

Tricia Forde

18:44 10 Feb 19

Lovely little place in portmagee with a great view of the port and valentia island (if your lucky enough to get one of the seats near the window at the back). Staff were very friendly and the seafood chowder and soup were just what was needed after a blustery winter walk

Rory Dack

01:39 24 Dec 18

We had gorgeous fish and chips in this little restaurant last week. One tip if you visit - don't go for a table by the toilet on a busy day otherwise people will be queuing beside you while you eat. Despite that this is a lovely place and the food is fantastic.